Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via phrmzutkum)
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
I’ve an older brother, his friends are hot as fuck, but he isn’t like my best friend, he’s an idiot ok
I have an older brother, his friends arn’t hot, but he is my best friend. You can’t have everything.